Sunday 31 January 2010

Rahul Baba - THE Rahul Gandhi

Shree Shree "Rahul" Gandhi urf Raul Maino urf Raul Baba.
The shining light of dynasty. The next Bharat Ratna.

Prince Charming, with dimpled cheeks, and white skin (without using Fair n' Lovely). The heart throb of millions of Girls. The eligible Bachelor.

The deliverer of India to 22 nd century (his illustrious father took us to the 21st century).

Development Economics degree from Cambridge (or was that some other degree, even Raul Baba mixed up in election affidavit).

The seller of "I-am-inexperienced" dream, the perfect deja-vu of Rajiv Gandhi's innocent charm.

THE Rahul Gandhi

Due to current (we do not know if it is still on) austerity drive, Rahul Baba has made significant adjustments to his lifestyle.

While Kalawati wears silver anklets, Rahul Baba's austerity drive means only low cost Nike Jordan Collezione shoes.

Look the bright clothes of Kalawati. Rahul Baba wears simple austere FabIndia kurtas. And a cheap plastic tub instead of metallic ones that Kalawati carries.

जहाँपनाह , तुस्सी  ग्रेट  हो .

राहुल बाबा आप महान हो,
आप पुरुष ही नहीं हो......

महा पुरुष हो......................

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