Monday, 1 February, 2010

Which Border To Cross - A Tutorial

If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally You Get 12 Years Hard Labour.

If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally You Are Detained Indefinitely.

If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally, You Get Shot.

If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally You Will Be Jailed.

If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally You May Never Be Heard Again.

If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.

If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.

If You Enter Britain Illegally You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported

If You Are A Pakistani or a Bangladeshi And Illegally Cross The Indian Border You Get
-  A Ration Card,
-  Passport (1 or more)
-  Haz Subsidy,
-  A Drivers License,
-  Voter Identity Card,
-  Job Reservation,
-  Special Privileges like low cost loans, scholarships, special laws (enjoy four wives while at it, Congress will always resist Uniform Civil Code and MM Singh, the lapdog of Sonia Amma says Muslims have first right over India's resources)
-  Credit Cards,
-  Subsidized Loans To Buy A House, Start a business,
-  Free Education,
-  Free Health Care,
-  A Lobbyist In New Delhi ,with a ready Television Channel & group of expert human right activists.
-  The right to talk about secularism, which was not heard of back home

And Of course - Voting Rights!! (In Assam, as of now, nearly 30% constituencies have Muslim domination with attendant torture of Hindus. And of course, a coalition that the Congress always enters with all and any Traitors.  After Kashmir, this is where Hindus are being wiped out.)

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